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Cardinal Complaints for January 27, 2012

“United together, sisters forever” only lasts until you graduate.

The teacher lots are pretty much empty during the semester, and everywhere else is full due to visitors, but I get a ticket if I park in the teacher lot. Officer, did you want to find me a parking spot?

It says to ask a chef for soy milk if you want that instead, but what if I want CHOCOLATE soy milk?

Be careful with how long you bake those cookies in the Nest. You don’t want to be paying for my new teeth.

Dear girl in front of me in line,
Don’t take five minutes to pick which bread option you want to go with your hamburger.
Sincerely,
It’s 1 p.m. and I haven’t eaten yet.

Security,
I know that you like to keep the labs locked, but we’re about to start class and I’m tired of opening the damn door for everyone.
Signed,
Just trying to Facebook stalk

RAIN.

Dislike: The teachers who never answer or check their emails, yet seem to get pissed when students don’t.

Last day of break :(

How come I can’t make waffles and then leave the CC with them? I mean, people take whole loaves of bread all the time …

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