It’s week 2 and I’m already freaking out.
Dear Frustrated and single,
Try looking in the not-so-usual places. Like at an old folks home, which is were I spend most of my Saturday nights.
Signed,
Single guy who volunteers
Why is the University considering major campus renovations when they can’t even pay staff a wage to cover the cost of living expenses? People can’t pay rent, medical bills, groceries, and some are losing their homes if they don’t have someone else at home to help out. The wasteful spending is ridiculous!
Sincerely, Broke & Frustrated
The good news is that a note on the door is my favorite way to have class cancelled after I’ve rushed across campus.
Things that nobody at Otterbein says: I’m so happy I decided to turn left off of Home street.
Happy Singles Awareness Day next week everybody! *Kidding.
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