I am upset they tried to fix our wireless internet and now it barely works in our dorm. I rely on my phone’s 4G instead of OCU wireless.
Has anyone read the blog “pOtterbein”? Don’t. Unless you want some jerk drug addict to tell you that you are living your life wrong. If you hate it here, leave the ‘cesspool’ buddy.
Quit whining about the chilly weather. We’re in Ohio and it’s March. Go move south.
Why can’t my legs be as long and beautiful as the dancers at the concert last weekend? Time to get some high heels.
There is a terrible flood in our bathroom! Wish someone in charge would answer the phone every once in a while!!!
Let’s talk about how INST requirements should go take a hike and then the world would be a better place.
Wet socks. Nuff said.
I’m working through Spring Break. Enjoy your vacations everyone.
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