Glad everyone went home last weekend. Not.
The service department should probably fix the lock on the men’s bathroom door in the OtterBean. Not only have I walked in on someone using the facilities, but I myself have been walked in on while taking care of business. Not a cute look.
My question: What am I going to do when I grow up? My complaint: There is no easy answer to this.
To make a complaint, I had to use my old yahoo account because the transition to Gmail has screwed up pretty much every Google account I have. I used a Google email account to apply for jobs. Since the Gmail transition, I cannot check it beacause it messed up my accounts. Google’s help department doesn’t have real people so I’m pretty much screwed.
Dear Red Sonata Driver,
You are awful behind the wheel and if I was Czar of traffic you would have your license revoked.
Sincerely,
Everyday Commuter who you cut off five times in one block.
Why is it cold again?? On the plus side the sex trees aren’t bothering anyone anymore.
To the middle-aged man who is bumping 50 Cent at a disruptive level while stopped at a light on State Street: You drive a Dodge Neon. Without rims.
As the Minister of Magic, I am upset that I was not consulted first before a Quidditch match was planned on campus.
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