Only at Otterbein do street lamps turn off as you walk under them.
It would be nice if the library realized it’s 2012 and figured out a way to have more electrical outlets for laptops.
I’m pretty sure the health center hasn’t been updated since 1972. It’s gross.
I think that being unable to park between the lines is a prerequisite for attending Otterbein.
My complaint is that I haven’t won any Blue Jackets’ tickets.
Also parking is terrible.
Dear professors,
Please make your lectures less boring.
Sincerely,
I got three hours of sleep last night and there isn’t enough Redbull in the world.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE CARS: Stopping for crosswalks is not an optional thing. Especially when there are signs that say it’s, oh I don’t know, THE LAW when there are pedestrians.
My fellow Otterbein students: please at least attempt to have an open mind. I can only grin and bear it while you spew ignorant BS for so long before I burst into flames.
I’m a little sad that we all haven’t received emails yet this semester about lost retainers in Roush.
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