Cardinal Complaints for March 2, 2012

I am disappointed to say that I haven’t received any more emails regarding stolen 3ft. Santas or large pink bath tubs. They made my day.

If we were still on quarters, we’d be halfway done by now…

Dear RA,
How can you reprimand my roommate and I for being “too loud” in our room, when there is a dance party upstairs with ALCOHOL that another RA knows about?
Sincerely,
Frustrated Resident

I want to know if the lost trumpet has been found. I’m really concerned.

I have nothing to complain about because the weather has been SO NICE!

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